Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
Zeus: toO LaTE
Nemo can’t stand your romance
im laughing so hard holy shit omg
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
all i want is a boyfriend like tate
he’s literally the devil incarnate who raped her mother and impregnated her with the spawn of satan are you sure about that
exactly what i look for in a man
One of the greatest endings to a episode of Dexter’s Laboratory.
Now in a photoset for your viewing pleasure
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
"it’s what’s inside that makes you beautiful"
*the demon possessing my body blushes*
YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER
THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT
I’ve never seen a zebra run that hard in my entire life
That Zebra looks determined
A paradox. After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.
Opposite of walking into a glass door.
i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS
reasons to be a mermaid
- no periods
- no pants
And perfect hair
And you get to lure men into their death
Free clam bra
one of these is not like the rest
Agreed. Clam bras aren’t free, don’t be shellfish.